I've been running a bit behind this week, what with Halloween coming up and all. I'm sure some of you have these kind of weeks where you inevitably let something slip between the cracks. Or you try to compensate by pushing your car a bit more aggressively, trying to gain some time in your life. I used to push my car, but lately I have been choosing to let a few things slip through the cracks more often. Sure, I tell myself its better for the economy not to stomp on that pedal so quickly, but mainly I've slowed down to save money. My car is just now paid for and I WAS hoping to keep it running for another three years of NO payments, so I could sock away some extra cash and build up for a down payment.
But just this week, the EPA decided to force me to buy a new car. Well, maybe not new, but any car that is no older than 2007. Oh, by the way, they've pretty much forced everyone to get rid of any car or truck older than 2007 within a year or three. And they did this in order to significantly increase the damage to the environment.
Let's remind ourselves. Who is this evil 'EPA' organization? I haven't had the time this week, as mentioned, to conduct research for this article so please help me out in the comments. I naively used to think EPA stood for Environmental Protection Agency, but clearly that can't be right. Maybe they're the Evil Polluting Agency?
Ok, I know. Get to the point. This week the EPA ruled to allow an increase of the ethanol-to-gas ratio to 15% in automobiles manufactured after 2006. They do mention of course that it should absolutely not be burned in cars produced before then. But they don't really give any guidelines, nor financial incentives, on how to prevent confusion and mistakes made at the pump. This ruling is really bad from so many different angles, any one of which should have stopped them from even considering such a move.
Nathanael Greene, Director of renewable energy policy for the Natural Resources Defense Council (a non-profit environmental organization) has a great write-up on CNN.com about the damage this ruling does to our environment and the dangerous potential for killing people it could easily cause. If you have children, this might make for one of the scariest Halloween bed stories ever written.
So, what's so bad about this ruling?
First, there's not a pump around town that provides even the older 5-8% ethanol mix from a few year's ago, must less ethanol-free. Ethanol is proven to reduce your car's MPG so much that we end up burning MORE foreign oil overall than when we had ethanol free choices. And it damages your engine and exhaust system, especially in older cars. Like those classics from way back in 2006! Oh, don't take my word for it. In the same ruling, the EPA states that any older automobile that burns this new E15 mixture will significantly and dangerously hurt our air quality and ozone layer:
...[ when used in vehicles produced prior to 2007 ] the potential increase in emissions of dangerous pollutants like hydrocarbons, carbon monoxide and nitrogen oxides would contribute to air pollution levels that could violate National Ambient Air Quality Standards for ozone or particulate matter.
Now, I personally know how hard it's been to find the blend amount while standing in front of a pump and its impossible when choosing between stations at an intersection. Does anyone think gas stations will try to install more pumps? Or cut the number of available pumps in half in order to make both blends available? And they'd pass this cost onto us consumers of course. And forget trying to educate everyone from making a simple mistake. So, it won't be two years before every car older than 2007 will be dangerously polluting our air.
Plus Federal subsidies and mandates, which cost tax payers over $6,000,000,000 dollars annually, make the higher grade more profitable for the refining and distribution channel, so why would they offer anything but the highest mix?
(Hey, somebody remind me later. I have a great idea. We should try to promote the formation of some type of protection agency that will be responsible for policing our air quality. Maybe call it, the Environmental Protection Agency? I wonder if anyone has ever thought of such a thing? I'd do it right now, but I have to go explain to my sweet car how being called 'older' is really a sign of respect.)
People keep telling me they enjoy my blogs, but I should shorten them up some. I wouldn't think I would need to go any further, but unfortunately, there's a few more major reasons why this decision is so bad for us all.
Second, by increasing the percentage of ethanol per gallon by 50%, they have drastically encouraged even higher amounts of corn stock dedicated to ethanol production instead of food stock for people and animals around the world. This shift away from food stock will result in millions of people going hungry, even dying, while everyone else pays more for basic food supplies. Oh, and of course this decision also further damages the Gulf of Mexico by starving it of oxygen in ways potentially worse than the BP oil spill. Gosh. I guess that's really three reasons, not just one, huh? (Starving people. Higher prices. Damages the Gulf. Yep, three more pretty strong reasons.)
But protecting the Gulf of Mexico is probably some other department's job, isn't it? I could really use some help researching all of this, as I'm certain I must be mistaken. Or wish I were, anyway.
Third...I mean FIFTH, within a few years, as people catch on to this, the value of any used car produced prior to 2007 will plummet. Which means I have to go wash my car and put a For Sale sign on it ASAP. Gotta get ahead of the rush.